My "new" art....

This is a mobile phone pic of it.
1st of a Zero series.
Also Kylie fans check this out.

O Superman day?!

Just got sent this:

IMPORTANT PLEASE COPY & PASTE: Today is international listen to "O Superman by Laurie Anderson day" Find eight minutes today to listen and set media player your EQ to 'jazz'

Here's the video in case you've never seen it, which I doubt!

Same Bat Time, Different Bat Channel

Found this Bat Dance imitation online.
Hell funny.

Also thanks to Kendall at Centrelink, Chris at ANZ, my bro Pat, and my lovely doctors Liz and Sam for their
help yesterday.


Peace.

Dan Recommends...Top 5

For those of you in Melbourne City:

1. On October 3rd at The National Gallery, the Dali Exhibition will run for 24 hours. Gonna check it out at 3am. Persistence of Time indeed. I think it's 23 bucks entry.

2. Polyester books on Brunswick Street has Dealing With Post-Human Abilities for five dollars. It's a funny Centrelink piss-take pamphlet.
A perfect gift for your job search manager or psycho flatmate.

3. Ex-Tasmanian rockers Midnight Caller. Currently writing and recording new material. Yes I play the electric bass but Pat writes all of
the tunes.
4. Macaroni and cheese single serve. For breakfast use only. Taken before sleep will induce shitty nightmares.
5. Coles Fitzroy has a coffee machine with all manner of satchels and only $2.50 it's ace.

A hundred years ago...

Might check out the new Tarantino tonight.
Not much to write about beside dreams of Eminem in limbo.
Hence I am posting today one of those "This Year in History" thingies.
Put on your time travel hat kids.

Some interesting picks from 1909:
* 1st Lincoln head pennies minted
*Wright Brothers deliver 1st military plane to the army
*University of Copenhagen rejects Cook's claim that he was 1st to North Pole
*1st radio rescue at sea
*Joan of Arc declared a saint

That's all for now class.
I have so much shit to do today it's not funny.

Monday bloody monday

So I am heading to Centrelink this morning to get on the dole.
Guns n Roses playing on my MP3 player.
As I get on the 109 Tram I sneeze and blood starts pissing out of my nose everywhere.
I haven't had a nose bleed for years so it freaked the shit out of me.
After about five minutes of dripping blood into a plastic bag, an old man and an Asian lady helped me with tissues and told me to tilt my head.
The blood stopped dripping after a while.

Soon after I cleaned myself up in the Centrelink toilets and wiped the blood off my camera
with a paper towel.
Kendall at Centrelink was very helpful.
But when I said it would be much easier to apply for a gun than get a dole payment he was not amused...

Clocktower.

Was bored tonight so I filmed Fitzroy Town Hall Clocktower around seven.
You can hear me deep breathing Vader style as the wind blows and some purple light flows in.
Have a watch.
Turn up the volume.

All A Pile of Cheese.

Hello.
Last night we all partied like 1999 but that's another story.
I'm currently listening to The Police, drinking warm coke and smoking a Champion Gold.
Today I got a discount roll $2.50 and mocha coffee from Coles cheap as chips

Went the National Gallery in the city, checking out various crucifixions whilst Eminem
blared from my MP3 player.
There was some kind of peace rally at federation square.
Boring but ran into an old friend.
Thought it was gonna rain but I only felt the one drop the whole time.

On the way back on the tram there was a large teenage girl dressed as Michael Jackson
and a girl with a silver hat and suit.
Fuck knows where they were going.
Going to see Courtney play at the Blue Tile lounge later if I can borrow ten bucks for a soda.
As Ice Cube said "It was a good day, no-one got shot"
Oh yeah last night I dreamt Johnny Cash was trying to disguise as his dead brother
for tax reasons. But no-one was fooled.
Weird shit.