May 9, 2010

I Am Not Peter Helliar, I Am A Human Being!

I am not Peter Helliar.
I was at a party last night and an asian girl
yelled out "Peter Helliar!" as I walked off the dance floor.


Sure, I high-fived her but deep down I felt it was fatist.


Being overweight in Melbourne, you're about
 as popular as a Jew in Nazi occupied Germany.

I should have said:
"Thanks for that Poh from Masterchef!"